Have gone back to working. Will be offline VERY erratically for the next few months. Sorry people.
You have my contact details if there is anything really urgent. My email at least. For the online friends who need me to urgently check my email, leave a note on Serge’s chatterbox. I think he’ll let me know.
Won’t you darling? :p
I promise Emily, I’ll do yours in a bit, yours take a long time la.
This one I took from Leela, who is played by the lovely Leslie!!!
Which random phallic object are you?
Quiz by Andrea.
I am not too sure whether to laugh, cry, or dissolve into a gigglefit. And yes, I am on a linking spree, why do you ask? :p
Excerpt of a conversation I had with a good friend. ^_^ Background? He’d kidnapped Leo to make me return blackmail material and this is what happened when he returned Leo to me.
Lord Zhilbar: *Returns Leo*
Lord Zhilbar: *Who has been turned into a plushie doll*
Lord Zhilbar: *Small plushie doll*
PriestessNaoko: eee!!!!!
PriestessNaoko: plushie!!!
PriestessNaoko: *evil laugh*
PriestessNaoko: and to think that i called him a plushie the other day
Yes darling, you are a plushie. ^_^
There is a currently a debate going on Peter’s blog about a post and letter he made about another blogger, this time Singaporean.
I will refuse to say anything on the matter because my thoughts will be biased and will have no substance. I am going to say this though:
WHY IS MY BLOGLINES NOT KEEPING ME UPDATED WITH HIS BLOG? *Goes off to check*
I asked Bee what she thought about Makanlah. This is what she said:
The following should be read in a fake Bristish accent. SAM, WE NEED YOUR ACCENT!!!
“Buns cost RM1 per bun. I think that that is quite reasonable. After all, I’m sure that it must have been stolen imported from London or Paris, or some other country that is infamous for their buns. However, I do wonder just how the buns manage to retain the sogginess freshness through the trip across the ocean? Is it by plane, or by ship that they travel?”
So ends le accent. :p
This weekend has been rather eventful.
On Friday, I attended the Hitz.FM/TV charity buka puasa. It was quite interesting and rather fun. More on that later.
On Saturday, I went out to One U to get Bee’s Bday present (I like shopping for her, so easy to get prezzies) and signed up for working @MPH again. On Monday, the manager called. Yours truly will be working this weekend. Sat AND Sun. :p
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers
using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their
accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
procedures have been developed. Please follow the
appropriate steps for your gender.
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align
car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back
and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine
due to its excessive distance from car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Though insulting.
