I’m a long what?

July 20, 2007

Your Score: Longcat
80% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 48% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Joke of the Year

June 19, 2007

Is this. Really, do I really need to say more?

For context: TM is the main service provider in Malaysia, and also considered one of the worst by its users (including me) due to the frequent service interruptions and dropped packets.

Edit: Something to think about:

“We always find it funny that you can use sex to sell jewelry and cars, but you can’t use sex to sell condoms,” said Carol Carrozza, vice president of marketing for Ansell Healthcare, which makes LifeStyles condoms. “When you’re marketing condoms, something even remotely suggestive gets an overly analytical eye when it’s going before networks’ review boards.”

Original article here.

Feeling nostalgic?

May 30, 2007

Kopi Kat Klan album
Why you so like that album.

AKA The Hilarious satire albums we had in Childhood. Sorry they’re not labelled with title tracks.

Edit: Links updated.

This is too similar

May 28, 2007

Anata would probably recognise this scene. So would my previous two exes. ^^

This is too similar to what I would be doing with them if I was too lazy to play the game or if there was only one comp.

Edit:As read in a local daily in Malay:

Agama ini begitu suci, sempurna dan relevan sepanjang zaman. Hanya pengikutnya yang tidak memahami dan tidak mahu mengamalkan ajarannya saja mencemar imej Islam.

This religion (Islam) is pure, perfect and relevant through the ages. Only its followers who do not understand and does not want to follow its teaching sully Islam’s image.

Isn’t that true of all the Great Religions?

Braincells… dying…

February 3, 2007

Seriously… my brain cells died.

It just looks so ghey!

Infidelity… does not pay!

January 15, 2007

BE WARNED THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Ti… her accent reminds me of you.

Please remember, NEVER EVER CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE.

My first troll!

January 14, 2007

It is a sign of how silly and an Internet addict you are when at the first sign of a troll, you are amused instead of angered. No, I’m not going to feed the troll. I’m just very, very amused.

LOL

January 12, 2007

One image only.
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Crack songs time!

January 2, 2007

Just one or two lines, because I don’t want to break my resolution, and my brain is dead. 😄

Sung to the Tune of “Pop Star” by Ken Hirai.

I wanna be a porn star, gimmie some moolah
I’ll do anything you want me to
Really wanna be a porn star, need some moolah
I’ll do whatever you want, just not in the ass
O I beg you~~~~

I’ve run out of ideas. Gimmie a song please?

FOR THE WIN

December 31, 2006

Image heavy thread!

http://img.7chan.org/cat/res/7162.html#i7162